I hate feet AND those stupid, stupid toes. The little piggy shtick? Useless. You can’t make up this little ditty and negate the nastiness associated with feet. Also, why do toes always need to be all flappy and attention-hoggy. Stay still you little turds. You are annoying and you need to stop drawing attention to yourselves. If your feet are bare and in my vicinity, I’m not paying attention to anything you are saying because I’m casting surreptitious glances at