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Many moons ago, this band opened for 10,000 Maniacs. After this band finished their set, I knew that I was going to buy every CD they’d released. Then, 10,000 Maniacs started their set and sucked so hard that I didn’t bother wasting my energy and ears on it. I never listened to another 10,000 Maniacs song willingly again, and World Party remains a favorite. This, people, is why every band should choose warm-up acts pretty carefully.  

So, we have a big cycling event coming to our little hamlet soon. Yes, I’m taking liberties because I like the word hamlet. And I got wind of a job called the Course Marshal which got me very excited. Apparently, you can volunteer to be one of these people who directs competitors and holds traffic. Basically, you are the ruler of your assigned part of the course. I’m all about that. Matthew got to hear how very excited I am to

I’m going to start a new thing where I post some of my favorite songs. Just because. And there will be many. This might be a strange start, but I love Blurryface as much as I loved Vessel. So with a two album run, it’s as good a place as any. I have a completely unrelated story to tell, too. Because what would a blog post of mine be if it didn’t ramble and twist and turn before getting to

So, that’s a post title, huh? SEO, suck it. I’m not here for you. Which I think has been well established long before now. Aside to SEO peeps who keep emailing me: I’m not interested. Really. This is a blog. It’s not ever going to make money. You’ve clearly not read a single post if you don’t understand this fundamental truth. Off with the lot of you. So, where was I? I believe I was talking about the time-honored tradition of

I have a wee addiction to ye olde tech. And by wee, I mean giant. And by tech, I mean anything that requires a manual that I could have written but would certainly not be caught dead reading. And off we go. It’s hip to be square. Right? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Published on May 31, 2013 I’m pathetically dependent on my cell phone.  It’s so bad I take it on walks with me. Which is a damn good