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Skull Resident Musings

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I write things that are serious. Seriously.

I can’t discuss the results of the US Open. The tennis US Open, golf fans. There’s one for tennis, too. Yes, I’m totally serious. Could we maybe start inserting the sport category into the sporting event from this point forward? I’d hate to be discussing my deep distress over the results of this year’s US Open and get into some sort of argument about Spieth. Because I like Spieth, and I rooted for Spieth. And, wait, how did this become

It’s only fair that I start with this band. It’s been my longest love affair, after all. I discovered The Police on my own, and they received my adoration for a full four years before I transferred some of my devotion to The Smiths and demoted The Police to second place, so I could give Morrissey the attention he deserved. I cursed MTV for not airing their videos more often. You did NOT want to be the person who interrupted me during any viewing of “Don’t Stand So

I used to tell the kids stories before bed. Anna, in particular, used to love them. I’d start at point A and move to point B using a rambling plot that never made much sense until the story ended. But I never started the story with a plot in mind. I’d start with one character. Then I’d just build from there on the fly, speaking the words as my brain supplied them. My only restriction for a story would be that

I played this album constantly in high school. And it’s still in rotation today. How’s that for a ringing endorsement? I love every single song on this album, and it would be nearly impossible to single out a favorite. Therefore, favorite album status.

When you get a bad review from one person, you know enough to discount it. Maybe a second person echoes the sentiment. You think, “Hmmm, I’ve heard that before. Thanks for your input. I’ll take it under advisement.” But when you hear similar statements from more than two people? It’s a bit hard to dismiss what they’re saying. Therefore, it appears that I’m not so good with the texting. Which is odd. Everything’s fine by me. Sure, I appear to be having

She’s great in concert. Spectacular. I’m so glad I got to see her at a fun venue here in my city. But, try not to listen too closely to her banter on the off chance that she’s not feeling the love for your hometown. Because that’s going to sting a bit. Come on, Annie, we’re not all (or even hardly any of us???) Shirley MacLaine-loving weirdos. I’m not sure where that strange misconception came from. This song is flawless. I