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Dear Brain, I’m sure it’s exhausting to find dream content night after night. So sprinkling celebrities in sometimes keeps things fresh for me and eases your immense burden. However, I’d like to strongly suggest that unless a cowbell is prominently featured, Christopher Walken really shouldn’t be starring. Dude is seriously creepy. How about substituting Jon Hamm or Clive Owen? They are always welcome. Love, Me

To the person in charge of weather, Did you see this? She wrote that a few days ago and I heard someone say snow might be coming! SNOW! Look, she’s wordy. I know it. It’s my personal cross to bear. Getting a one-word command out of her is like pulling teeth. But that post was actually not, so you couldn’t have missed our plea. Let’s get on this. I like to fetch Frisbees and I can’t do that in rain

UPDATE: I went to the pet store yesterday at 12 p.m. to replace the recently departed and got a couple of Kong and Nylabone toys. The Nylabone toys are currently holding strong, but the Kong toys look very sad indeed (see pics) after an hour of quality time with Lexi. The trainer at the pet store was quite helpful and had this to say as I returned them for a refund, “Well, that’s a lab for you.” I gave her a pocket of silence

My family is gone for the night and all the nooks and crannies of my empty house are conspiring to produce some of the creepiest and malevolent kinds of sounds. I definitely hear footsteps. I’ve calculated that the solution to this unsavory situation is a large chair pushed in front of my locked bedroom door. As I’m “speed walking” the chair over to the door because it’s (as intended) too heavy to carry, I realize that my back is to

I’m so sick of winter! This March has been worse than usual because it has tempted us with the brief periods of glorious warmth and then stomped all over our spirit with the unending days of rain and snow, GAH! And could we have picked a worse year to get a puppy? I feel like last year’s March was well-behaved with normal temperatures and proper precipitation. But this year, Lexi and I are looking out the window in disgust. Poor