I believe this [Ed. Note: severely edited and condensed for your sanity] conversation will provide the required evidence to show that my brain has a twin. And that leads me to believe that there are other hosts out there walking around with a grey, squishy skull resident who behaves in the same way as mine and, apparently, Jon’s. Yikes. We are all clearly siblings separated at birth and ruled by our skull residents. Shhh, don’t let them hear us.
Greg, you should probably be weighing in on this one.
I need to capitalize on more of my ideas. I mean, I saw this this morning and was, like, SMH. Brilliant! http://goo.gl/sKOOHD
Jesus, man what the hell happened? Why weren’t you on that?
wait your talents should be going in the other direction — liquor prep
picture something similar yet it’s in the bar area
maybe with a dude attached
so he can be all “Yes, sir” and stuff
I’ll call it “It’s 5 o’clock, NOW”
See? So, let’s flesh this out.
It’s your clock again – you’ve designed that already
The one with the
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Now, you have Jeeves standing there all official. I’m not sure of his purpose. But I think he needs to be in the mix. Maybe he’s a robot
But he needs to be very subservient
Classic Jeeves would be great but no one is going to get a Wodehouse reference these days.
Hmmm – i’d agree – philistines
luddites as well
damn this is good stuff I’d like this to be my new job
Them: “What do you do for a living miss?”
You: “Ideas, lots of ideas. For instance, do you have a minibar at home?”
T: “Why, of course not. Why would I need a minibar at my abode?…Wait, that’s amazing!!”
Y: “See. That’s what I do. Bye.”
Yeah. It’s starting to look a little thin when it’s typed out like that.