I didn’t have lunch so I was searching for a quick snack to take the edge off, and I saw a box of Cheez-its in the pantry. I immediately thought, “JACKPOT!”
Clearly there was an intention to punk someone because it would have taken less time to pull the empty box out of the pantry than it took to close it back up and put the basket back on top. Therefore? I think I can say with impunity — JERK(S)!