Exaggerated for Effect
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My brain appears to have a doppleganger. That is a scary sentence, you guys.
The School Nurse: Part the Second
Life is a bowl of cherries consumed while riding a rollercoaster.
It’s almost Valentine’s Day which means it’s time for kids in elementary school to pretend they like everyone. I’m here to assist.
ICYMI: Just in time for flu season, I got to travel in a germ-tube. So stoked, you guys!
You didn’t ask for this info. But you’re getting it anyway. Please accept my apologies.
I’m exhausting to live with.
ICYMI: YIPPEE-KI-AY. And I just realized I had a Huey Lewis and the News reference in the old post title. Apropros, Steph.
It’s a verbal vomit post because it’s been that kind of a day.
I’m a medical marvel! Probably.
Watch the smug, pretty people. There’s a reason you’re so popular, and it’s not what you think.
ICYMI: This one was a favorite of mine because the dude’s website that inspired it is pure hilarity!!
Birds are spectacularly stupid. And apparently not averse to coming out of pocket for an extravagance if necessary.
(Bi=Success, Uni=Failure) Prefixes are there for a reason, people.
This squirrel is nuts. This squirrel is ALL nuts.
Dreams: Training Simulations for Totally Plausible Situations
I wish I knew more about the year of Klorgbot.
Today, we return to the age of refrigeration!
Like Fight Club, there are rules. Like chip in for gas, bloodsucker!
This post is rated V for vomit mentions.
Come on brain! We should be allies!
Listen. I know you’re lying.
Black tie events are made for kilts?
I don’t want to hear about your dreams, honey.
There’s a pantry class system? Who knew?
I think my neurons and synapses could use a shot of caffeine.
The windows are open, the birds are singing (outside!) and my heart is full.
It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s a bird.
Who has my voodoo doll likeness this month?
Hey brain, Christopher Walken?
Marketers, start your engines.
The call is coming from inside the house!
Share the road?
Say this, not that.