My brain appears to have a doppleganger. That is a scary sentence, you guys.

I believe this [Ed. Note: severely edited and condensed for your sanity] conversation will provide the required evidence to show that my brain has a twin. And that leads me to believe that there are other hosts out there walking around with a grey, squishy skull resident who behaves in the same way as mine and, apparently, Jon’s. Yikes. We are all clearly siblings separated at birth and ruled by our skull residents. Shhh, don’t let them hear us.

Greg, you should probably be weighing in on this one.

JDud:   

I need to capitalize on more of my ideas. I mean, I saw this this morning and was, like, SMH. Brilliant! http://goo.gl/sKOOHD

SScott:

Jesus, man what the hell happened? Why weren’t you on that?

wait your talents should be going in the other direction — liquor prep

picture something similar yet it’s in the bar area

maybe with a dude attached

JDud: 

hmm

SScott:

so he can be all “Yes, sir” and stuff

JDud:   

I’ll call it “It’s 5 o’clock, NOW”

SScott:

See? So, let’s flesh this out.

It’s your clock again – you’ve designed that already

JDud:   

yep

SScott:

The one with the REDACTED Trademarked material

Now, you have Jeeves standing there all official. I’m not sure of his purpose. But I think he needs to be in the mix. Maybe he’s a robot

But he needs to be very subservient

JDud:   

Classic Jeeves would be great but no one is going to get a Wodehouse reference these days.

SScott:

Hmmm – i’d agree – philistines

JDud:   

luddites as well

SScott:

damn this is good stuff I’d like this to be my new job

JDud:   

Them: “What do you do for a living miss?”

You: “Ideas, lots of ideas. For instance, do you have a minibar at home?”

T: “Why, of course not. Why would I need a minibar at my abode?…Wait, that’s amazing!!”

Y: “See. That’s what I do. Bye.”

SScott:

Yeah. It’s starting to look a little thin when it’s typed out like that.

2 thoughts on “My brain appears to have a doppleganger. That is a scary sentence, you guys.

  1. I can vouch for that dual brain thing. More than once you have stolen my punchline before I get it out and then everyone is like “OMG Steph, you are so smart. I’m so glad that I know you. I’m going to name my next child after you (I really hope it is girl but I’m sticking to my pledge).”

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