To the person in charge of weather,
Did you see this? She wrote that a few days ago and I heard someone say snow might be coming! SNOW! Look, she’s wordy. I know it. It’s my personal cross to bear. Getting a one-word command out of her is like pulling teeth. But that post was actually not, so you couldn’t have missed our plea. Let’s get on this. I like to fetch Frisbees and I can’t do that in rain or snow. You disappoint me.