Stephanie Scott

Stephanie Scott

I am a creative type who's carting 3 lbs. of crazy around in my head. Periodically, I let Her Majesty spew out her excess garbage on my website, so I can silence the lambs when their cries become too much to bear. Yes, I've given my brain separate billing. Think that's odd? Take it up with the gelatinous monster. I've got a family and a dog. The dog's about as crazy as my skull resident, and is probably a direct descendant of Satan's devil-dog. That word used to be possibly, but her behavior has forced an upgrade. Satan would be so proud. The order varies, but I focus my free time on the consumption of useless media, tennis, running, reading, and the campaign to end the positioning of pickles next to delicious food items thereby contaminating everything with pickle juice. I regard the presence of licorice flavor in my food as a personal attack. I'm alarmingly addicted to alliteration. I am not afraid of a run-on sentence. Oh, and I take ping pong very seriously. No, really.

View Full Profile →